Favorites from The Onion

'World's Largest Metaphor' Front Page T-Shirt

'Apology Screamed' Headline T-Shirt

'Area Woman' Headline T-Shirt

'History Sighs, Repeats Itself' Headline T-Shirt

'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt

Artist Overappreciated Headline T-Shirt

'Area Man' Headline T-Shirt

'The Onion' Classic Logo Sweatshirt

'Like Hell We're All In This Together' Headline T-Shirt

'Last Time Sources Checked This Still America' Headline T-Shirt

'Man Walks On Moon' Poster

America's Finest Beanie